Super Nintendo (SNES)

The Super Nintendo Entertainment System is like the favorite band that everyone swears they discovered first. Sure, it tosses you back to 1990 with pixelated graphics and 16-bit glory, but it’s the quirks that truly hook you—like trying to blow dust out of cartridges that really should’ve been buried with the dinosaurs. A real emotional rollercoaster, it has that classic gameplay that keeps you coming back, even if you end up throwing your controller when you can’t beat Bowser. Ask any die-hard fan: nothing compares. You either get it or you don’t, and trust me, people care deeply about where SNES ranks in the gaming pantheon. Bring your A-game when defending this beauty in GoatWars—you don’t just want to be right; you want to be legendary.