Stonewall Jackson

Stonewall Jackson in the 'Greatest U.S. Generals of All Time'? More like 'Greatest U.S. General at Confusing Everyone,' am I right? The man was as mysterious as a foggy night in the Shenandoah Valley. Fans either think he was a tactical genius or just had a really good habit of standing still at the right time. And let’s not even start on his fan club, who treat military strategy debates like they’re defending their last slice of pizza at a party. Choosing him in GoatWars? Expect a civil war in your chat room!