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Starbucks
Starbucks, the caffeinated overachiever, struts into GoatWars like it owns the place. Greatest Breakfast Chains? Sure, if your breakfast includes a $6 latte the size of a small child. And don’t get me started on the Fast Food rankings. Who else could turn a simple bagel into a luxurious 'Everything Bagel with Pumpkin Cream Cheese Whip'? Their fans are as obsessed as they are with finding that elusive perfect ‘pumpkin spice’ season. It’s a love affair wrapped in green aprons and artisanal pastries, proving that coffee isn’t just a drink; it’s an experience—albeit one that might cost you your mortgage. Who’s got the time to debate? Let’s just grab a venti and call it a day!
Starbucks's Rankings
Coffee Chains
Rank: #3 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 63.3%
Streak: 🔥 1-match winning streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Starbucks vs Lavazza - Wins 85.7% of battles
- Starbucks vs Peet’s Coffee - Wins 81.0% of battles
- Starbucks vs Costa Coffee - Wins 77.8% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Starbucks vs Tim Hortons - Loses 52.4% of battles
- Starbucks vs Philz Coffee - Loses 50.0% of battles
- Starbucks vs Dutch Bros - Loses 42.9% of battles
Breakfast Chains
Rank: #8 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 37.9%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Starbucks vs Whataburger - Wins 75.0% of battles
- Starbucks vs Bojangles’ - Wins 75.0% of battles
- Starbucks vs Cracker Barrel - Wins 50.0% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Starbucks vs IHOP - Loses 100.0% of battles
- Starbucks vs Waffle House - Loses 83.3% of battles
- Starbucks vs Denny’s - Loses 83.3% of battles
Fast Food
Rank: #10 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 41.1%
Streak: ❄️ 4-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Starbucks vs Pizza Hut - Wins 66.7% of battles
- Starbucks vs Burger King - Wins 61.1% of battles
- Starbucks vs Popeyes - Wins 56.5% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Starbucks vs Chick-fil-A - Loses 75.3% of battles
- Starbucks vs McDonald's - Loses 71.2% of battles
- Starbucks vs Dominos Pizza - Loses 70.0% of battles