Sparty (Michigan State Spartans)

Sparty’s got it all: a chiseled jaw, a sword, and an unshakeable belief he can outdance a drunken fan at halftime. Honestly, we’ve all seen those shenanigans, right? He’s vibing like a frat bro with a solid two-hour “spirit” nap under his belt. Sure, he’s got that ancient Greek warrior look down, but let’s not kid ourselves—his real power lies in igniting that sea of green and white clothing. If you think you can handle the passionate chanting and exuberant tailgates, you’re either in or you’re getting run over by some Spartans fans who are ready to throw down. Pick your side, but remember: you don’t mess with Sparty and live to tell the tale.