Smoothies

Ever tried debating the supremacy of smoothies in the 'Greatest Breakfast Foods of All Time' league? It's like convincing your grandma that her dial-up internet still rocks—tough but hilarious. Smoothies swoop in with their 'I'm too healthy for this world' vibe, blending anything from kale to peanut butter. Fans are basically walking Pinterest boards, obsessed with mason jars and mini umbrellas. Try arguing with a smoothie fanatic about breakfast superiority—it's easier to teach a cat to text back.