Smokey (Tennessee Volunteers)

Smokey is like that buddy who's all in for Tennessee—barking orders, sporting that ridiculous blue coat, and somehow pulling off a Southern charm that’s both endearing and a bit absurd. I mean, he stands there drooling over the glory of college football like it’s Thanksgiving dinner, but most fans just want him to stop barking at their nachos! He's a living embodiment of fandom; you’ve got folks painted in orange and white, chomping on moon pies, thinking Smokey’s the reason for every win. Just sprinkle in a dash of superstition, and you’ve got a whole lot of passionate folks convinced Smokey's the secret weapon. He’s more than just a dog, he’s a phenomenon—like the overzealous cousin who shows up at every family reunion, and suddenly, it's all about him. And let’s get real, if you’re not all in on Smokey, you’re missing out on some serious SEC beef.