Shrek and Donkey are like the perfect recipe for chaos: a green ogre and his annoyingly charming sidekick who somehow make saving the world feel like a trip to the swamp. Seriously, these two are the ultimate odd couple. Shrek’s tough outer shell hides a heart of gold, while Donkey’s relentless chatter is the only thing louder than his dreams—like, who actually wants to be a 'noble steed'? Their banter, quirks, and those unexpected moments of friendship make them stand out in a world full of one-dimensional comedy duos. If you don’t root for these misfits, are you even living? Grab your popcorn, because this duo is bound to win your heart—or at least give you a few eye rolls along the way.
Rank: #3 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 58.9%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
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