Showtime Rotisserie

You didn’t buy the Showtime Rotisserie for the chicken. You bought it because “set it and forget it” sounded like a life upgrade.

Then reality hit. It’s big. It’s messy. And after a few uses, it’s living somewhere between your garage and your regret pile.

Put it next to the George Foreman Grill and it’s not close. One stayed on the counter. The other became a story.

That doesn’t mean it’s irrelevant. It just means it’s more about the dream than the result.

And if you’re voting for the best infomercial product, not the best infomercial pitch, that difference matters.