Sheryl Lee Ralph in 'Abbott Elementary'

If Sheryl Lee Ralph in 'Abbott Elementary' isn't top tier in your GoatWars list, are you even watching TV right? The woman serves sass with a side of class, schooling everyone—not just her students—on how it's done. Picture trying to explain her iconic eye rolls to someone who's never seen the show. It's like describing color to a fish! And don’t get me started on her fan base. They'll fight harder than a middle schooler at a spelling bee final to defend her honor. She's not just a contender; she's a master class in comedy.