Sebastian (Little Mermaid)

Look, if you’re not backing Sebastian in the Greatest Animated Movie Sidekicks debate, what are you even doing? I mean, the dude's got the sass of a Broadway star and the wisdom of a therapist. When life’s crashing down around Ariel, it’s Sebastian who’s like, 'Don't forget to just keep swimming!' He’s not just a crab; he’s a whole mood! Sure, he might be a bit controlling (who isn’t?), but don’t act like you don’t relate to that frantic energy when your friend decides to ditch their whole identity for a shiny fork! Come on, who wouldn’t want a sidekick that belts out jams while simultaneously giving life advice? He’s a legend, people!