Sandy Rivers

Sandy Rivers might just be the most hilariously infuriating anchor ever to hit the 'How I Met Your Mother' scene. Picture this guy, always with a smirk and a suit too shiny for HD TV, turning every news story into an awkward flirt fest. Fans can't decide if they want to cheer him on or throw their remotes at the screen. It's like choosing between laughing at his puns or cringing at his ego. In the GoatWars arena, voting for Sandy is like rooting for the underdog—you know, if the underdog wore too much cologne and winked at the camera.