Sam’s Club

Sam’s Club is like that friend who brings the most ridiculous snacks to the party—giant bags of chips, absurdly oversized drinks, and a whole aisle dedicated to bulk toilet paper. You either love it or you have no idea why you’d need 12 gallons of ketchup. The thrill of walking into a warehouse where everything is slightly too large is unmatched. Want to feel like a king? Get lost in the aisles with a cart the size of a small car. It’s a quirky wonderland that reminds us that bigger is always better, especially when it’s on sale. If you’re not filling your cart with overpriced yet oddly satisfying items, are you even living? Choose a side; this is serious business.