Ron Swanson isn’t just a contender; he’s the gold standard of grumpy wisdom in the sitcom arena. Picture a guy who’d rather be whittling wood or hunting deer than engaging in anything remotely resembling small talk. His mustache should have its own fan club, and his staunch belief that government is a necessary evil is both hilarious and oddly relatable. Let’s be honest: anyone who can proclaim their love for bacon and woodworking while side-eyeing a salad like it just insulted their mother deserves a spot in the Greatest TV Sitcom Characters of All Time. But how do you argue with a man who has zero interest in your polite debate skills? You don’t. You just nod and accept that he's the best, moving on like a true Swanson disciple—or risk facing the wrath of that legendary scowl. How do you compete with a guy who embodies the essence of libertarian bacon lovers everywhere? You can’t. Join the debate, if you dare.
Rank: #10 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 43.3%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
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