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Ron Swanson

Name: Ron Swanson
Rating: 78.1

If Ron Swanson isn’t your top pick in GoatWars for 'Greatest Parks and Recreation Characters of All Time,' are you even watching the show right? The man's a carnivorous, woodworking, government-hating paradox who's basically every libertarian's spirit animal. Ever tried explaining to someone why your barbecue has a strict 'no veggie burger' policy? That’s a Swanson fan’s daily grind. His deadpan humor alone should win battles, let alone his disdain for skim milk, which he rightly claims is water lying about being milk.

Ron Swanson's Rankings

Parks and Recreation Characters

Rank: #1 (see rankings)

Win Rate: 78.1%

Streak: 🔥 3-match winning streak

Best matchups (highest win rate)

Ron Swanson vs Ben Wyatt - Wins 93.8% of battles
Ron Swanson vs Andy Dwyer - Wins 90.9% of battles
Ron Swanson vs Tom Haverford - Wins 81.4% of battles

Worst matchups (lowest win rate)

Ron Swanson vs Leslie Knope - Loses 35.0% of battles
Ron Swanson vs Chris Traeger - Loses 27.3% of battles
Ron Swanson vs Ann Perkins - Loses 21.1% of battles