Rocky Balboa (Rocky)

Look, if you don’t get why Rocky Balboa is the underdog we all root for in GoatWars, you might be living under a rock (pun intended). This guy is the epitome of grit, smashing face and stereotypes alike. Every punch he throws feels like a declaration: ‘I’m still here!’ Seriously, it’s like he’s in a never-ending boxing match with his own doubts, and he somehow wins every time. Plus, that accent? A cultural phenomenon that even pigeons can’t resist! If you’re not on Team Rocky, you better have a solid explanation—because honestly, who doesn’t want to root for a guy who just keeps getting back up?