Rocko’s Modern Life

If Rocko’s Modern Life isn’t the champ of Nickelodeon's finest, then I'm a Hopping Hessian without a swamp. Here we have a wallaby navigating the absurdities of modern life, which is basically all of us minus the pouch. The show tosses you into a blender of wacky neighbors, surreal office jobs, and dogs with more neuroses than Freud could shake a stick at. Trying to explain why it’s the best is like convincing your grandma that animated shows aren’t just for kids—exhausting but worth it. Pick Rocko, because life’s too short for normal cartoons.