Robin Scherbatsky

If you've never found yourself defending Robin Scherbatsky in a heated 'Greatest How I Met Your Mother Characters of All Time' debate, are you even a fan? Between chugging scotch and dropping 'but, um' in every sentence, she's practically a cultural blueprint for aspiring TV journalists with a questionable past in Canadian pop. And let's not forget the relentless struggle of convincing everyone that her emotional unavailability is actually a charming personality quirk. Team Robin, because normal is overrated and deep down, we all want to be called Sparkles once in a while.