Ricky Bobby (Talladega Nights)

Ricky Bobby is the embodiment of 'if you ain't first, you're last,' and his over-the-top swagger turns every race into a spectacle. I mean, who else can say they won a NASCAR race while high on adrenaline and a little too much confidence? The guy screams 'American Dream' with a side of chaos, and don’t even get me started on his obsession with his momma’s cooking and the 'Shake and Bake' mantra that's basically the ultimate motivator for anyone with a pulse. But let’s face it, he's the kind of character that makes you question your life choices while chuckling at his absurdity—like, why are we all not living our lives in spandex? You know you want him on your GOAT List, just admit it. He’s the definition of entertaining.