Relish

If Relish were a movie character, it’d be the quirky sidekick who unexpectedly steals the show. In the 'Greatest Condiments of All Time' league, it's like watching someone bring a spoon to a knife fight. And yet, there they are, tossing it on hot dogs like confetti at a parade. Fans? Oh, they’re a cult—secret handshakes and all. They argue its merits at barbecues with the intensity of a sports final. Pickle relish isn't just a condiment; it’s a lifestyle choice, a deliciously crunchy, briny badge of honor.