Ranch Dressing

Look, if Ranch Dressing were a band, it’d be the one that everyone claims they’re too cool to love, yet it sells out every concert. In the 'Greatest Condiments of All Time' league, Ranch is the unsung hero of the snack world. It’s like, how many foods can you honestly dunk into one sauce before it gets weird? With Ranch, the limit does not exist. It’s the swiss army knife of condiments, and its fans? We’re talking cult-like devotion here, folks. They’d bathe in it if they could, and honestly, I wouldn’t put it past them.