Ralphie (Colorado Buffaloes)

Ralphie isn't just a buffalo; she's the four-legged embodiment of a college football fever dream. Imagine a massive beast sprinting onto the field, hooves pounding like a marching band on caffeine, while the crowd goes absolutely bonkers. It’s like if your favorite uncle suddenly turned into a star athlete—loud, proud, and just a little chaotic. You can’t argue with a living symbol of school spirit that makes tailgates feel like an Olympic event. Sure, you might have to dodge a stampede when she charges, but that’s just part of the charm, right? You either love Ralphie or you're just wrong. Period.