Quinn Ewers

Picture this: Quinn Ewers with that mullet that screams 'I just time-traveled from the '80s to toss this pigskin.' I mean, the guy's practically a walking Texas legend meme. Every throw he makes, half the fans are praying, while the other half are already editing his wiki page. It's like he's not just playing for Texas; he's juggling the hopes and memes of every Longhorn fan on the internet. Choosing the greatest UT quarterback without mentioning Quinn? You might as well start a barbecue with no brisket!