PlayStation 4 (PS4)

When you think PlayStation 4, you think of the cozy embrace of your couch, a mountain of snacks, and an unshakeable bond with your controller. It’s not just a console, it’s a lifestyle! Between the iconic exclusives like 'The Last of Us Part II' that make you question your life choices and the endless stream of memes about the dual-shock battery life (seriously, how does it die every time you’re about to beat the final boss?), the PS4 has created a unique subculture where fans obsess over pixel-perfect graphics and online matchmaking politics. You either have a love-hate relationship with it, or you’re delusional enough to think your controller’s clatter didn’t wake the whole house. There’s no middle ground—choose a side, but remember, we all know the PS4 is basically a digital portal to our most nostalgic and tear-jerking moments. Fight the good fight and defend its legacy in GoatWars, because who doesn't love a good debate about the best consoles of all time?