Pimento Cheese
Pimento Cheese belongs in the Greatest Dips of All Time because it has more attitude than any dip here.
Sharp cheddar, mayo, pimentos—and zero interest in appealing to everyone. This is a dip with a point of view.
Compared to queso, it’s less flashy but more opinionated. Compared to French onion, it feels like it’s judging you for your chip choice.
Pimento cheese isn’t trying to win everyone over. It’s trying to find its people—and those people will go to war for it.
If you don’t get it, you really don’t get it.
Pimento Cheese's Rankings
Dips
Rank: #9 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 38.7%
Streak: ❄️ 6-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Pimento Cheese vs Buffalo Chicken Dip - Wins 58.8% of battles
- Pimento Cheese vs French Onion Dip - Wins 55.0% of battles
- Pimento Cheese vs Velveeta + Rotel Dip - Wins 50.0% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Pimento Cheese vs Guacamole - Loses 87.5% of battles
- Pimento Cheese vs Queso - Loses 72.7% of battles
- Pimento Cheese vs Spinach Artichoke Dip - Loses 71.4% of battles