What if the little gray alien everyone imagines meeting turned out to be a sarcastic, foul-mouthed slacker who just wanted to hang out? That's Paul. Voiced by Seth Rogen, this extraterrestrial turns a road trip with two British sci-fi geeks into one long argument about aliens, government secrets, and everything humans get wrong about the universe. He's got the classic big-headed alien look, but absolutely none of the mysterious dignity. Paul jokes, complains, and acts like the most annoying friend in your group chat. Compared with E.T.'s sweetness or Predator's intimidation, he's a completely different kind of extraterrestrial. But maybe that's his advantage. Would you rather survive an encounter with the Xenomorph, or spend a weekend laughing with Paul?
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