Ohio State vs. Michigan (Football)

Every year, Ohio State vs. Michigan is less a football game and more a seasonal rage fest. Seriously, families split, friends ghost each other, and even pets know to pick a side. It's the kind of rivalry that makes you question your neighbor's yard sign choices. Ever seen grown adults argue over college kids throwing a pigskin? Welcome to this madness. It's epic, it's chaotic, and frankly, it's the best worst thing about Thanksgiving weekend. Choose wisely, because in this war, there's no middle ground.