Noisy Cricket (Men in Black)
Agent J wants a serious weapon. Agent K hands him something that looks like it belongs on a keychain.
Meet the Noisy Cricket.
In Men in Black, this tiny alien blaster delivers one of the best weapon reveals in sci-fi comedy. It's hilariously small, absurdly powerful, and sends its own user flying backward when fired.
That combination makes it unforgettable. The joke isn't just that the gun is powerful. It's that nobody looking at it would ever believe what it's capable of.
The Zorg ZF-1 offers an entire arsenal of futuristic features, while RoboCop's Auto-9 looks intimidating before the first shot. The Noisy Cricket doesn't bother with appearances.
Is the smallest gun in the league secretly one of the greatest? You decide.
Noisy Cricket (Men in Black)'s Rankings
Movie Weapons
Rank: #4 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 52.4%
Streak: ❄️ 1-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Noisy Cricket (Men in Black) vs Zorg ZF-1 (Fifth Element) - Wins 100.0% of battles
- Noisy Cricket (Men in Black) vs Ash's Boomstick (Army of Darkness) - Wins 100.0% of battles
- Noisy Cricket (Men in Black) vs RoboCop's Auto-9 (RoboCop) - Wins 66.7% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Noisy Cricket (Men in Black) vs Lightsaber (Star Wars) - Loses 85.7% of battles
- Noisy Cricket (Men in Black) vs Wolverine's Claws (X-Men) - Loses 75.0% of battles
- Noisy Cricket (Men in Black) vs Indiana Jones' Whip - Loses 66.7% of battles