“No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Die” (Goldfinger)
“No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Die” is peak classic villain energy. It’s theatrical. It’s confident. And it tells you everything you need to know in one sentence.
Put it up against “Why So Serious?” and it almost feels like different eras colliding. Joker is chaos. Goldfinger is calculated, almost playful. But that confidence? It’s still deadly.
Compared to “I’m Gonna Make Him an Offer,” this is louder, more dramatic. Less subtle—but maybe more fun.
So here’s the question: do you want your villains cold and realistic, or bold enough to say it to your face?
“No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Die” (Goldfinger)'s Rankings
Villain Lines
Rank: #9 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 42.2%
Streak: 🔥 1-match winning streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- “No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Die” (Goldfinger) vs “King Kong Ain’t Got S***” (Training Day) - Wins 88.9% of battles
- “No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Die” (Goldfinger) vs “Why So Serious?” (Dark Knight) - Wins 80.0% of battles
- “No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Die” (Goldfinger) vs “I Am Inevitable” (Avengers: Endgame) - Wins 62.5% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- “No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Die” (Goldfinger) vs “Hello, Clarice” (Silence of the Lambs) - Loses 88.9% of battles
- “No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Die” (Goldfinger) vs "I Am Your Father" (Empire Strikes Back) - Loses 80.0% of battles
- “No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Die” (Goldfinger) vs "Say Hello to My Little Friend" (Scarface) - Loses 76.9% of battles