Nintendo Switch

Nintendo Switch: the console that says, 'Who needs a social life when you can play Mario Kart until 3 AM?' It’s like being in a long-term relationship, but instead of dinner dates, it's you and Link on a quest. The joys of couch co-op with friends or sneaky handheld sessions on the subway—it's a unique love story. Fans obsess over it like it’s the last cookie in the jar. You can’t just own one; you’ve got to collect all the Joy-Cons. And don’t even get me started on the battery life; it’s like a toddler that needs constant attention. Pick a side, because if you don’t, are you even really gaming?