Nintendo (NES)

The NES is like that quirky uncle who shows up at holiday gatherings with wild stories. Remember blowing on those cartridges and praying they'd load? The controller’s cramping might have been the real boss fight. And yet, we all became obsessed, diving into the pixelated worlds like they were the real deal. Super Mario, Zelda, and the unforgettable power-ups made us believe our thumbs could take on Ganon himself. It’s not just nostalgia; it’s a cultural monument! If you don’t think the NES is the GOAT, then I don’t know what to tell you—maybe stick to your mobile games, champ.