Nick Saban

If Nick Saban's scowl was a college course, it'd be worth at least 3 credits in Intimidation Studies. The man isn't just a coach; he's a living legend with a playbook thicker than a Thanksgiving turkey. In the 'Greatest College Football Coaches of All Time' arena, picking anyone else feels like cheering for the Wi-Fi at your in-laws—unreliable and a bit of a letdown. Saban doesn't just win games; he collects championships like they're going out of style. And let's not forget, every Alabama fan has at least one piece of clothing with his face on it. Debate over, folks!