Newman's Own

Newman's Own isn’t just a frozen pizza; it’s like that one friend who shows up to the party with organic snacks and a homemade sauce. Sure, they might look like a cozy option, but you've never met a pizza that makes you feel a bit guilty for eating a whole one solo. It’s like a culinary embrace from Paul Newman himself, making you question your life choices while your friends eye your slice. And don’t even get me started on the fan club—it's a wild bunch who swear this pizza has a following like a cult. Grab a slice, and find out if it's as good as they say or if they just enjoy making everyone feel bad about their greasy preferences.