Mushu (Mulan)

Mushu is like that witty friend who always manages to lighten the mood, even during a battle against the Huns. Sure, he’s a tiny dragon with a knack for being a wise-ass, but he’s also the secret sauce that makes Mulan’s journey not just bearable but hilarious. Let’s be real—how can you not love a guy who’s constantly downplaying his size while taking on the most epic quest? Plus, his obsession with being a guardian? It’s like he’s the ultimate over-eager assistant: ‘Let me just hold your sword while you fight off thousand-year-old warriors.’ Talk about a sidekick with ambition! Who wouldn’t pick Mushu over some bland, serious warrior? He’s the reason sidekicks deserve their own league in the first place.