MTV Cribs

Imagine being so obsessed with MTV Cribs that you actually considered installing a car elevator in your garage 'cause Shaq had one. This show isn't just a tour of celebrity homes; it's a wild peek into lifestyles so lavish, they make your Amazon splurges look like child's play. Cribs is the undisputed champ of 'How the Other Half Lives'—with a fan base so dedicated, they probably know the thread count of Snoop Dogg's sheets. It's ridiculous, it's over-the-top, and honestly, if it's not your pick in GoatWars' Greatest MTV Shows, are you even into MTV?