Mr. Burns (The Simpsons)

If Machiavellian tactics and sinister chuckles are your jam, Mr. Burns from The Simpsons is your go-to cartoon villain. Ruling over Springfield with an iron fist wrapped in a velvet glove (probably stolen), his sheer delight in misery is unmatched. Ever tried explaining to someone why rooting for him is a twisted kind of fun? It's like convincing a vegan that salad tastes better with bacon. But seriously, his nefarious schemes make every episode an absolute riot. Forget neutrality in GoatWars; it's either Team Burns or you're wrong.