Miracle on 34th Street

So, Miracle on 34th Street in the Greatest Christmas Movies league? Let me tell you, it's like arguing with your grandma about her secret cookie recipe—pointless but necessary. This film's got heart, that old-school charm, and a Santa that makes you question all your reality checks. Fans? Oh, they're like those carolers who won't leave your doorstep—relentlessly joyful and slightly unnerving. Choosing another movie over this gem on GoatWars? Good luck explaining that to the die-hards who've got 'Believe' tattooed on their spirit.