Michel Platini

Michel Platini in GoatWars? Let's chat. The guy was basically the midfield maestro who could've served a football on a silver platter. You think modern players have skills? Platini was bending it when Beckham was still in diapers. The real kicker? Try debating his greatness at a bar without someone shouting 'But the free-kicks!' It's like convincing a cat to take a bath. His fans? They’ll defend those Euro '84 goals like they're family jewels. Choosing anyone else just feels like picking vanilla ice cream at a gelato shop.