Michael Scott isn’t just a contender; he’s a phenomenon. The man is a walking HR violation wrapped in a delusional dream of being everyone's best pal. I mean, who else would attempt to rally the entire office with a 'Dundie' award for 'World's Best Boss' when they’re definitely not? His cringe-worthy attempts at humor land somewhere between a pep rally for losers and a motivational seminar gone rogue. It's like watching a toddler navigate a minefield—painful yet oddly charming. If you don’t root for him, are you even human? You either laugh or you cry, and clearly, Michael’s winning this GoatWars battle with pure chaotic energy. Team Michael forever!
Rank: #6 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 50.7%
Streak: ❄️ 1-match losing streak
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