The Martians arrive with oversized brains, terrible intentions, and ray guns that turn humans into brightly colored skeletons.
Welcome to Mars Attacks!, where alien destruction is somehow both horrifying and completely ridiculous.
The Martian ray gun is everything you'd want from a campy sci-fi weapon. It's instantly recognizable, wildly destructive, and designed for a movie that treats the end of the world like a giant practical joke.
Unlike Predator's wrist blades, this weapon doesn't require getting close. Unlike the Noisy Cricket, there's nothing subtle about its effects.
Its biggest advantage might be sheer personality. Few movie weapons make destruction look this cartoonish.
Does the Martian ray gun have enough charm and firepower to defeat the more serious contenders, or is it too ridiculous to take the crown?
Rank: #10 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 28.1%
Streak: ❄️ 4-match losing streak
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