Married… with Children
Married… with Children is the sitcom equivalent of that friend who insists on rewatching the same episode for the hundredth time because it feels like home—albeit a smelly, chaotic home filled with sarcastic quips and questionable life choices. Al Bundy is the reluctant hero of every dad's nightmare, and Peggy? She's basically the poster child for living the dream—if that dream involves a lot of sitting around and complaining. Let's be real, no one can resist the allure of this dysfunctional family trying to survive in a world that treats them like, well, a bunch of losers. The cultural impact? Massive. The fan base? Obsessive. Picking a side in this GoatWars battle is as essential as picking your favorite Bundy one-liner. If you don’t choose, you're just living a sad life without laughter.
Married… with Children's Rankings
80s Sitcoms
Rank: #6 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 45.2%
Streak: ❄️ 4-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Married… with Children vs Diff’rent Strokes - Wins 78.9% of battles
- Married… with Children vs Night Court - Wins 64.0% of battles
- Married… with Children vs Roseanne - Wins 58.1% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Married… with Children vs Seinfeld - Loses 75.0% of battles
- Married… with Children vs Cheers - Loses 71.4% of battles
- Married… with Children vs The Golden Girls - Loses 67.6% of battles