Macho Man Randy Savage

Picture this: Macho Man Randy Savage stepping into the ring, tassels flying, sunglasses that could block out a solar eclipse. He's not just a wrestler; he's a one-man show. Fans mimic his voice so much, you'd think there's a gravel shortage. And let's not even start on the 'Oh yeah!'—it's like a battle cry for anyone who's ever snapped into a Slim Jim. In the Greatest Wrestling Superstars league, picking anyone else just feels like you're in the wrong corner of the ring.