Lisa Simpson

Lisa Simpson, stepping into the GoatWars ring like she's about to solve climate change. She's not just a sax-playing, overachieving second-grader; she's a cultural icon who's been schooling Homer since the '90s. You ever notice how every Simpsons fan has that soft spot for Lisa's moral compass, but also kind of wishes she'd chill at the dinner table? It's like, 'Yes, Lisa, we get it, you're the voice of reason, now please pass the potatoes.' It's a love-hate thing, but deep down, you know she's probably right. Every. Single. Time.