LaDainian Tomlinson

You ever watch LaDainian Tomlinson on the field and think, 'This guy must've misunderstood the job description because he's out there doing EVERYTHING'? Running, catching, heck, even throwing touchdowns like he's the secret QB. And let's not forget every fantasy football player's love-hate relationship with him depending on if they drafted him or played against him. Picking anyone else in GoatWars feels like choosing a spoon over a Swiss Army knife!