“King Kong Ain’t Got S***” (Training Day)
“King Kong Ain’t Got S*** on me” is dominance, straight up. Alonzo Harris isn’t trying to scare you—he’s reminding everyone who runs the room. And for a second, you believe him.
Put it against “Say Hello to My Little Friend” and you get two kinds of chaos—Tony’s explosive, Alonzo’s controlled. One burns fast. The other simmers.
Next to “I’m Gonna Make Him an Offer,” it’s the opposite approach. No subtlety. No patience. Just raw presence.
So what wins—quiet authority, or the guy who says it out loud and dares you to challenge him?
“King Kong Ain’t Got S***” (Training Day)'s Rankings
Villain Lines
Rank: #12 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 20.2%
Streak: ❄️ 8-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- “King Kong Ain’t Got S***” (Training Day) vs “I Am Inevitable” (Avengers: Endgame) - Wins 54.5% of battles
- “King Kong Ain’t Got S***” (Training Day) vs “I’m Sorry, Dave. I’m Afraid I Can’t Do That” (2001: A Space Odyssey) - Wins 37.5% of battles
- “King Kong Ain’t Got S***” (Training Day) vs “Long Live the King” (The Lion King) - Wins 33.3% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- “King Kong Ain’t Got S***” (Training Day) vs “I’m Gonna Make Him an Offer” (The Godfather) - Loses 100.0% of battles
- “King Kong Ain’t Got S***” (Training Day) vs “I’ll Get You, My Pretty” (Wizard of Oz) - Loses 100.0% of battles
- “King Kong Ain’t Got S***” (Training Day) vs "Say Hello to My Little Friend" (Scarface) - Loses 100.0% of battles