Kim Mulkey

Think you've seen fan loyalty? Wait until you dive into the Kim Mulkey brigade. It's like every game she coaches, her fans are ready to throw down more stats than a sports almanac. And let’s not even start on her suit game—half expect her to toss a jacket, half hope she won’t. It’s this weird mix of high fashion meets high pressure that keeps us all on our toes. Choosing sides in GoatWars? Good luck, because with Mulkey, it's less of a choice and more of a lifestyle commitment.