KFC

So, KFC in the 'Greatest Fast Food of All Time' league? Picture this: it’s 2 AM, nothing else is open, and there’s KFC glowing like a beacon of greasy hope. Those secret herbs and spices? Might as well be a classified state secret given how they slap. And the fans? Oh, they’re not just fans; they’re cult followers with a PhD in chickenology. Try debating a KFC aficionado about crispy vs. original—it’s like entering a theological dispute but with more calories.