Kam Patterson

Ever watched Kam Patterson on Kill Tony? It's like watching a squirrel at a rave—unpredictable, slightly nuts, and totally mesmerizing. Fans? Oh, they oscillate between worship and wanting to throw a shoe at the screen. That's the charm! This guy turns a regular comedy night into a cult classic scene every single time. If Kam were a spice, he’d be ghost pepper—too intense for some, but just right for those who can handle it. Pick your side, but remember, in GoatWars, the middle ground is for the unopinionated!