Jose Raul Capablanca

You ever watched Capablanca play chess? It's like watching paint dry, but if the paint was plotting world domination. The guy was a strategic mastermind with a knack for making opponents sweat bullets while he casually set traps as elaborate as a Rube Goldberg machine. Talk about being a fan? It’s a full-time job trying to decode his moves, and don’t get me started on arguing he’s the GOAT in chess. It’s a mental workout that leaves you questioning your own intellect!