John Wick's Pencil (John Wick: Chapter 2)
A pencil. A regular pencil. The kind you'd find rolling around in a desk drawer.
John Wick turned that everyday object into one of the most memorable weapons in modern action movies. After hearing the stories about what he could do with one, audiences finally got to see why his enemies were so terrified.
That's the magic of this contender. It isn't special because of advanced technology, supernatural power, or expensive engineering. It's special because John Wick is holding it.
Put it against the lightsaber and the matchup becomes ridiculous. One is a futuristic energy sword. The other costs pocket change.
But if the greatest movie weapon is the one that makes the biggest impression, maybe the pencil has a real shot. Would you actually vote for it?
John Wick's Pencil (John Wick: Chapter 2)'s Rankings
Movie Weapons
Rank: #7 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 36.8%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- John Wick's Pencil (John Wick: Chapter 2) vs Ash's Boomstick (Army of Darkness) - Wins 100.0% of battles
- John Wick's Pencil (John Wick: Chapter 2) vs Zorg ZF-1 (Fifth Element) - Wins 66.7% of battles
- John Wick's Pencil (John Wick: Chapter 2) vs RoboCop's Auto-9 (RoboCop) - Wins 50.0% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- John Wick's Pencil (John Wick: Chapter 2) vs Lightsaber (Star Wars) - Loses 100.0% of battles
- John Wick's Pencil (John Wick: Chapter 2) vs Wolverine's Claws (X-Men) - Loses 60.0% of battles
- John Wick's Pencil (John Wick: Chapter 2) vs Predator's Wrist Blades — Predator - Loses 60.0% of battles