John Wick (John Wick)

John Wick is the kind of guy who maintains his cool while everyone else is losing their minds—and probably their heads. It's like, how does he go from grieving dog owner to the boogeyman in a matter of seconds? His quirky obsession with pencil-fighting techniques is baffling yet oddly compelling. Plus, you’ve got to respect a dude who can single-handedly take down entire gangs while still managing to look dapper. Fans love to debate whether he's more unstoppable than a broken coffee pot—everyone's got a hot take on this guy. Does he deserve the title of GOAT? You know what side I’m on.